Tech Excuse is a unique application with a very simple goal in mind - to provide you with a high-tech excuse that can blow the minds of your users/boss/girlfriend or whoever you just dont want to explain what your working with too - or what has cause ad particular error.
"-Hi, this is Susan in Billing. I cant access my email account right now. Can you please fix it?"
"-Im sorry. We got a Viral operation dereferencing problem with our servers right now and working with it. Please call back if the problem remains tomorrow."
That will stun them and leave them off your backs!